When you get a new chevy silverado and develop an unhealthy overprotective attachment to the vehicle. You start day dreaming random people trying to damage or steal your new hunk of a truck and refer yourself attacking the pedestrians like a badger would do so.
" If anybody touches my truck I'm gonna jump em' like a badger! .....Speakin' of badgers...I gotta take a shit!"
by sir_kim January 20, 2008
Get the badger mug.Slang coined in the late nineties by fans of both America's Funniest Home Videos and its hilarious yet moralistic, Christian host, Tom Bergeron. Its commonly used by Christian party-goers wishing to exclaim their want to "rock the party" without the use of alcohol, magic mushrooms with stems two inches in length or Borat impersonations.
Guy: "I'm going to Bergerock your world, honey tits."
Girl: "That is so hot. I want to introduce you to my father right now. I want to walk you home to my house right this instant. I want to fuck you in a good way, i'm not going to lie. That one word was so hot, that I now want to throw you onto that air hockey table over there and do it with you. I want you to hunt my virginity for its water fowl, and when you do it, I want you to do it with the air hockey table... on. But first we have to get married to make the union of our bodies legitimate. Deal, home-doodle?"
Guy: "I was just trying to be social... You took things way too far."
Girl: "That is so hot. I want to introduce you to my father right now. I want to walk you home to my house right this instant. I want to fuck you in a good way, i'm not going to lie. That one word was so hot, that I now want to throw you onto that air hockey table over there and do it with you. I want you to hunt my virginity for its water fowl, and when you do it, I want you to do it with the air hockey table... on. But first we have to get married to make the union of our bodies legitimate. Deal, home-doodle?"
Guy: "I was just trying to be social... You took things way too far."
by Jesse "Da Bomb" Bergeron May 27, 2008
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by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 10, 2009
Get the Badger Raper mug.An explosive diarrhea. It pops out of your butt in a ball shape and explodes everywhere around you. It also slightly hurts. It can have many different forms like a super begerk (it propells you through the air) or a backwards begerk (it comes out the front).
by man1g2u3y4 December 2, 2010
Get the Begerk mug.the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.
During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.
by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011
Get the Badger Spat mug.Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.
Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.
Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.
Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012
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