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Bergerock 

Slang coined in the late nineties by fans of both America's Funniest Home Videos and its hilarious yet moralistic, Christian host, Tom Bergeron. Its commonly used by Christian party-goers wishing to exclaim their want to "rock the party" without the use of alcohol, magic mushrooms with stems two inches in length or Borat impersonations.
Guy: "I'm going to Bergerock your world, honey tits."
Girl: "That is so hot. I want to introduce you to my father right now. I want to walk you home to my house right this instant. I want to fuck you in a good way, i'm not going to lie. That one word was so hot, that I now want to throw you onto that air hockey table over there and do it with you. I want you to hunt my virginity for its water fowl, and when you do it, I want you to do it with the air hockey table... on. But first we have to get married to make the union of our bodies legitimate. Deal, home-doodle?"
Guy: "I was just trying to be social... You took things way too far."
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patrice bergeron 

a hockey God. extremely underrated nhl (boston bruins) player. should win the selke every year. talented and unselfish. a true leader. loyal to is team and fans. possibly the most beautiful human being alive. his on-ice performance is exceptional. it is nearly impossible to hate him.
patrice bergeron by hawkey37 June 29, 2015

Bergeron 

n. a sexy older guy who attracts the attention of younger women
Even though he's a teacher, he's such a bergeron !
Bergeron by Amaz4you October 16, 2008

Pull a Harrison Bergeron 

1. To kill oneself as a result of not wanting to be part of a fucked up society.

(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)
Sean was always involved in social issues even though it resulted in him being super depressed. Eventually he decided to pull a Harrison Bergeron because he just couldn't take it anymore.

the bergeron 

the act of pulling out of a vagina during inter course and ejaculating into your hand 5 times in one night.
he literally had to pull the bergeron 5 times lastnight
the bergeron by HAX0 May 17, 2011

Cassie Bergeron 

a nasty bitch who sucks her cousins dick and or fucks her cousins. Also has been said to fuck animals.
Ewwww that nasty bitch pulled a Cassie Bergeron last night and did the nasty with her cousin

Tom Bergeron 

some crappy television host that seems to represent 94% of ABC's program output. Hosts "Dancing with the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos".
Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.
Tom Bergeron by Corn Flake November 23, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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