Slang coined in the late nineties by fans of both America's Funniest Home Videos and its hilarious yet moralistic, Christian host, Tom Bergeron. Its commonly used by Christian party-goers wishing to exclaim their want to "rock the party" without the use of alcohol, magic mushrooms with stems two inches in length or Borat impersonations.
Guy: "I'm going to Bergerock your world, honey tits."
Girl: "That is so hot. I want to introduce you to my father right now. I want to walk you home to my house right this instant. I want to fuck you in a good way, i'm not going to lie. That one word was so hot, that I now want to throw you onto that air hockey table over there and do it with you. I want you to hunt my virginity for its water fowl, and when you do it, I want you to do it with the air hockey table... on. But first we have to get married to make the union of our bodies legitimate. Deal, home-doodle?"
Guy: "I was just trying to be social... You took things way too far."
Girl: "That is so hot. I want to introduce you to my father right now. I want to walk you home to my house right this instant. I want to fuck you in a good way, i'm not going to lie. That one word was so hot, that I now want to throw you onto that air hockey table over there and do it with you. I want you to hunt my virginity for its water fowl, and when you do it, I want you to do it with the air hockey table... on. But first we have to get married to make the union of our bodies legitimate. Deal, home-doodle?"
Guy: "I was just trying to be social... You took things way too far."
by Jesse "Da Bomb" Bergeron May 27, 2008
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by Amaz4you October 16, 2008
Get the Bergeron mug.1. To kill oneself as a result of not wanting to be part of a fucked up society.
(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)
(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)
Sean was always involved in social issues even though it resulted in him being super depressed. Eventually he decided to pull a Harrison Bergeron because he just couldn't take it anymore.
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by HAX0 May 17, 2011
Get the the bergeron mug.a nasty bitch who sucks her cousins dick and or fucks her cousins. Also has been said to fuck animals.
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Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.
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