Union Beach

a little town off of the edge of Keyport no one kinda never heard of......it is full of hoods and poor people. It is one square mile, and has only one elementary school (k-8) and no high school. It also has a fun little beach but you can't really swim in the water because you will not get the odor out of your body for weeks. But, overall, it kinda sucks

An example of Union Beach is the poor version of Hazlet

by 3hotguylover July 19, 2005

bradley beach

a really gay town but all the parties are on second ave

person 1: where all the white women at?

person 2: the party on second ave in bradley beach

by uknowmelulz July 14, 2009

Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)

1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.

by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 9, 2005

beach

the place where you go and forget what day of the week it is. you visit the beach only in the summer because that’s when you get tan and have endless long nights. your days at the beach consist of waking up, going on a bike ride, going to the beach, coming home with new tan lines and sandy hair then going to bed and repeating this process. it is the only place you can take and outside shower and have bonfires without getting tired of it. once you go to the beach, you will never want to go back to reality.

Hey, let’s go on vacation!
Where to?
Dude, the beach... where else?

by beachforlife November 27, 2017

Peach beach

A shaved vagina on a white female.

Hey, I was with Jane last night and she's got a peach beach!

by Pillicide July 28, 2007

harbor beach

A town in the thumb of Michigan known for it's jocks who try to act like scenesters.

Run by a group of emos.

dude, i'm cool because i hate gay people, love the used, go booze cruising, and live in harbor beach.

by jovish July 16, 2006

laguna beach

The most boring show ever.

Why in the world do people watch Laguna Beach? These people are stupid and uninteresting. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a reality show. Either way, it's so damn boring. No story, no interesting characters, no genuine emotion or genuine anything, for that matter. Just pretty people and pretty cars and pretty houses and pretty beaches that are all completely meaningless.

by hwbrgdtse July 29, 2008