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Bethany Beach Delaware 

Southern Delaware's chillest beach. The hotties all go to Indian River High School and know how to skim, surf, and longboard. Definitly the best beach in Delaware.
Girl; Hey, want to hit up Bethany later?
Guy; Okay, i'll even let you on my board if you're lucky. ;)
Girl; Bethany Beach Delaware here we come!
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long beach california 

a place where Snoop Dogg lived with the Rollin' 20 Crips, fucking shit up
"any gag banging in Long Beach California today?" "Of course, just like every other day."
long beach california by J shit October 22, 2013

alaskan beach ball party 

Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 1: Hey man are you up for an Alaskan Beach Ball Party?
Friend 2: Sure thing, what the hell is it?
Friend 1: Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 2: OOOOOOOOOOO, Sounds fun!!

Myrtle Beach Drunk 

To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.
It's Tuesday mother fucker, we're gettin' Myrtle Beach Drunk tonight.
Myrtle Beach Drunk by MNR June 8, 2015

Point Pleasant Beach, NJ 

The best party town Exit 98 has to offer. Jenks and Tiki offer the finest amenities in the area and the beach is loaded with attractive women.

**Fun Fact: When you flush a toilet in Point, the contents end up flooding 3rd and 4th Street in Manasquan.
"I'm going down the shore this weekend."

"Where to?"

"Point Pleasant Beach, NJ. Where the hell else?"

ocean isle beach 

this bomb ass place filled with sweet honeys and lame ass tourist dudes.
shit lets go get sum pussy in ocean isle beach!
ocean isle beach by rastaman051181 October 20, 2008

Silver Strand Beach, Oxnard 

The last place in the world you want to be if you don't already live there. Post housing crash Newport Beach weekenders trying to run the place, grizzled old territorial local surfers, and a bunch of bored teenagers make this place heaven for some, and hell for most others.
The surf can get good, great even, but the locals rule the spot. If you don't live here, don't surf here. Slashed tires, broken windows, and the occasional beatdown is common. If the locals don't get you, and the surf is big, it will get you even worse. Silver Strand can take care of itself.
White, Mexican, Philipino, Samoan, Japanese, it doesn't matter out here. It's us against the world. One road in, one road out.
Drugs are rampant but crime is petty.
Home to the Nardcore punk scene. Many legendary bands came from Silver Strand. Agression, Stalag 13, Dr. Know, Ill Repute, and recently In Control and Annihilation Time.
Home of The Currans, Nathaniel and Timmy, pro surfers. Brandon Cruz, local surfer turned kid actor, now back to local surfer.

Food is good, cheap, and varied. Pepe's Mexican, Jetty Surf Sushi, and Big Daddy O's BBQ. Quincy Street for the O.C. transplants and rich kooks.
The S.S.L. rule the waters of Silver Strand Beach, Oxnard.

Listen to Agression's "Locals Only" for the attitude of this small beach.