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Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Haha, makes sense, doesn't it?
Of course I believe in atheism, psshh, it's the only thing thats logical.
by ncon87 April 15, 2009
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Atheist

Someone who doesn't know how to spell athiest.
hey I'm a atheist come to my laboratory
Jim: but you're a atheist so you don't have a laboratory you lier, plus you don't know how to spell atheist either....
by 41024967213721735§125 May 11, 2016
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Athens, GA

A boujee ass place with boujee ass niggas
A: Where is he from again?
B: Athens, GA
A: That explains everything.
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satanic atheist

a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods.
a person who believes everything in the bible is a philosophy
Joaquin De Leon is a satanic atheist because he believes everything the bible is a philosophy
by 965123456 February 11, 2020
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Atheist

One who pretends they are not religious just to fit in with the hipsters at school. Usually brags about being an Atheist.
Sadie: OMG so like we were talking about religion in World History and people said that like God is REAL!!! Ugh they're so mainstream! God obviously doesn't exist like those people are like so mainstream and stupid. I'm different because I'm an Atheist.
by z0mbiesandramen December 30, 2011
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atheist

An atheist is a person who does not necessarily believe in the existance of a god, or gods, or supreme beings of some kind. They are often charcterized as uncaring, arrogant, self centered, hateful, depressed, miserable, etc. This is not always the case. A common misconception is that atheists want to kill God, when less then a handful actually desire this.
Atheists are atheists for several reasons. Some feel that God would not allow the world and his children, us to kill eachother and devestate this world as we have, so they feel that such a sick minded being couldn't exist. They don't want to believe that something could be so cruel to let its creations suffer. Some feel that God has simply abandoned us for other worlds and see no reason to worship something that is no longer here. There are also atheists who seek the truth, they neither believe in God, or disbelieve in God. They want to find the truth out there if he is or is not real they simply want to know.
A common misunderstanding is that all atheists are fiercly intolerant of other races and religions. In reality, few atheists are that intolerant. In fact most atheists are more accepting of others than most religious people.
A lot of people choose atheism believing religion is a root of evil, having caused countless wars and billions of deaths for no reason throughout all of time. For the most part, atheists do not try and shove their beliefs onto others, unless someone trys to put their religion and beliefs onto them first
Lance armstrong believes if there was a God he would have two balls. He is an atheist who feels abandoned and hurt.

About 80% of all the wars in human history have been caused by conflicting religious views, not one has been by an atheist.
by Eyes Open March 5, 2008
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atheism

What used to be "Freedom of religion, and lack of deity" has become "Freedom of complaining about other religions...and lack of deity."

Beliefs make sense, but the complete irony of their thoughts on other religions (Christians, especially.) contrasts with the fact that they don't want religion pushed upon them.
Atheist - *Achoo!*
Catholic - God bless you!
Atheist - Uh excuse me, I'm an atheist, don't push that tooth fairy stuff on me.

Modern atheism.
by CriticalDesign January 11, 2008
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