Khaki Shorts

A type of sandwich eaten to relieve itching in the privates.

Dude, I swam in acid and I had to digest my khaki shorts in time to save the day.

by Shniz March 10, 2015

short-water

A body of water that is no deeper than 12 inches.

I jumped into the short-water thinking it was deep and hurt myself.

by iDenzilla December 14, 2013

Short film

A classy way to say porn.

Girlfriend wasn’t home, so I watched a short film and snapped one off.

by Dustin Flores October 25, 2018

Short Walton

One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.

Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!

by Monstrosity Ahoys April 10, 2011

Short stack

A midget orgy

Alex is so fucked up. He said he was watching short stack porn yesterday.

by Asexuals March 19, 2016

money short

Your current situation leaves with insufficient financial resources.

My baby momma attackin' my pension, my money short.

by LongfellowPlaya September 23, 2009

cheek shorts

Shorts worn by girls most commonly of european descent that are purposely short enough to allow each ass cheek to be seen by the rest of the world. Most prevalently seen on girls with A cups.

"Dude check out those cheek shorts on that chick waiting in line at the Eiffel Tower."

"She can't afford fake boobs so she has to wear cheek shorts to compensate."

by Graevejam1 February 9, 2014