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The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
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Kings hill

A small estate full of roadmen and chavs that hang around outside Asda. Nice houses and nice people. Just scary roadmen
Oi mate. Wanna come down kings hill for a couple of fags
by Bob.666 October 31, 2020
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Dab king

A person who can do a proper dab as if he is a king.
by Turtle mcgriddle August 27, 2016
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King siraji

A tiktok creator who has never missed.
However on the 9th of February 2021 he let his fans down by censoring his feet
Bill: "Do you like king siraji"
Jim:" Not really, any video where he shows himself he never shows his feet"
by Josh bulling February 12, 2021
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Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...
by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014
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King Conc

Leader of all concubines and provider of the greatest sex ever.
Osama needed his King Conc for sexual relief from his stress.
by conc000 October 25, 2011
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Bronx Kings

Gang located in The Bronx run by King Rivera, largely responsible for many cold cases throughout New York.
Shit I heard he running with the Bronx Kings now
by Knowlegegod May 4, 2018
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