Whale Spouting

When you jerk off and you intentionally cum on your own face

Franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform Whale Spouting!

by Gloryhole Super Fan June 13, 2011

Whale Hug

A hug in which both huggers place their own palms together and then one hugger "dives" with their palms through the other's arm circle. The two huggers' fingertips touch to the others' bellies before their palms part and they have the best hug ever. With careful planning, more than 2 huggers can be accomodated.

Laurel approached Mrs. Abrams' 6th period and was welcomed by her friends with heartfelt whale hugs.

by LRLKalamazoo June 6, 2013

Whale pussy

When a fat women’s pussy is like a whale’s, fat and wide,

Dude she’s so fat she has a whale pussy

by TheRealTHCdaddyO December 7, 2018

Whale

A fat ass dolphin

Look at that whale

by Mathiasisdildoscular June 21, 2019

Hump Whale

The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.

Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.

Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.

by TCT1 April 20, 2010

Bosten Whaler

When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.

dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a Bosten Whaler!

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

sperm whale

a fat person who wants to be a whore

person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night

person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale

person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!

by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011