wank waste

The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.

you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!

by Smokaloca March 19, 2011

(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)

My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.

by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023

Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.

“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!

by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025

Waste of money

When you end up spending all your money on your kids Pokémon card collection.

I just used Susie’s last, what a waste of money.

by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025

Wasting food

A polite way to say that one is in the process of relinquishing food from a recently consumed meal.

Person #1 (through bathroom door): What are you doing in there?
Person #2: I'm wasting food, leave me alone.
Person #3: Respect.

by McHarv July 28, 2005

Williams wasted

The highest level of being drunk.

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.

by Ezedoll October 5, 2025

Unique wasted

Another term for "white girl wasted"
Crunk drunk from a gold four loko with a straw. Black out drunk, slutty dancing, usually making out with 8 different guys in the same night, trying to fight everyone, and flashing tits.

We're about to get unique wasted tonight

by Unique wasted March 7, 2017