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Wiener boating 

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".
You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.
Wiener boating by wakingrooster August 5, 2010

Wiener Grinch

Used interchangeably with "cock block". A person, or the act of someone rejecting another person's pursuit to have sex.
Friend: "Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
You: "No! My mom walked in the room and totally wiener grinched me"
Wiener Grinch by Townsley November 24, 2011

whinergy 

the energy wasted by whining that could probably be put to better use by simply using that energy to complete the task.
Although the rock climb was challenging for her, she eventually quieted down and used the remaining whinergy to finish the climb strongly.
whinergy by dhr46 June 29, 2017
Penis, less than half an inch.
My wenner is so small I can’t get a grip when going for a urination and just have to stand and freestyle...
Wenner by Richard Cockerbum April 18, 2021

Stink Wiener 

There goes Willy, I be he's a "stink wiener".
Damn, that dude got a mad case of the "stink wiener".
Stink Wiener by udontnome June 10, 2009

Beach Wiener

A bad case of STD/Topical infection's, that looks like sand on a male's penis.
Jeff had a beach wiener, due to excess amount of warts around the male gentalia.