Grave turning is a new extreme sport which involves the participant rapidly revolving their own corpse at such a high speed that they drill into the earth generating their own grave, which they then proceed to turn in.
Upon hearing that the laws of thermodynamics had been broken, Professor Mechler died of rapid-onset self induced bladder failure and was forced deep into the earth’s core by rapidly grave turning his own cadaver.
by Dividius October 24, 2006
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Katie: I'm going to be late in today
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!
by the Xor March 30, 2009
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When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.
by iiBovice July 31, 2009
Get the turkish towel mug.When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon
After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.
by plyd011 November 11, 2011
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Get the Turkish fart mug.People responsible for the genocide of Armenians back in 1915-1918.
You may say: "But it was over 85 years ago, why do you hate Turkish government, until now?"
here is the answer: " Those... Turkish don´t even admit that something like that ever happened"
And, after that all, they call Armenians liars.
You may say: "But it was over 85 years ago, why do you hate Turkish government, until now?"
here is the answer: " Those... Turkish don´t even admit that something like that ever happened"
And, after that all, they call Armenians liars.
"Ohh, that´s all bullshit, nothing like genocide of Armenians ever happened..."
"How do you know that"
"I have read it"
"Where"
"In some newspaper, there was also written, that there was a huge Armenian-nazi collaboration"
"Ohh, it´s interesting, that noone except for Turkish people knows that. And wasn´t there also written, that Armenians fought against Fascist Germany and many people died in that war?"
"ehhh, no, did they really fight?"
"Yes, so please don´t believe everything you read, and there was genocide of the Armenians, even though Turks say, that the Armenians have no proof (so what are all those videotapes, photographs and many other things?)"
"How do you know that"
"I have read it"
"Where"
"In some newspaper, there was also written, that there was a huge Armenian-nazi collaboration"
"Ohh, it´s interesting, that noone except for Turkish people knows that. And wasn´t there also written, that Armenians fought against Fascist Germany and many people died in that war?"
"ehhh, no, did they really fight?"
"Yes, so please don´t believe everything you read, and there was genocide of the Armenians, even though Turks say, that the Armenians have no proof (so what are all those videotapes, photographs and many other things?)"
by Clemenza June 18, 2006
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Damn dude that last counter strike match was Turkish!
EX2
School Is fucking Turkish I don't want to go.
-Turkish can also be used to describe things that are boring
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I sat home all day on saturday, It was a Turkish Day.
Damn dude that last counter strike match was Turkish!
EX2
School Is fucking Turkish I don't want to go.
-Turkish can also be used to describe things that are boring
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I sat home all day on saturday, It was a Turkish Day.
by Mikeybear February 13, 2008
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