turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010

turkey

3 blow jobs in one night

Ya, I gave him a bj, he came three times, it's like a turkey in bowling
Gobble, gobble

by Pussykatturkey October 21, 2010

turkish earthquake

The act of recieving felatio (blowjob) at the top of the stairs. Once you have shot your "goo", push your partner down the stairs.

Last night, after I shot, I gave her a turkish earthquake

by Rob Parkinson March 10, 2007

Turkey Butt

A person who is so stupid and silly yet adorable at the same time. Someone you just can't stay angry with.

*Whitney makes jerkish but funny comment*
Mary: Whitney you are such a turkey butt!

by JibberJabberJib July 20, 2011

Turkeys

Part of the female vagina that only a select, special few of women have. They hang down at the bottom opening and some woman can even pull them a few centimeters down their leg! The tips of the turkeys are usually a darker shade of the top of it but its still beautiful. The womans men will have to get used to it but sooner or later, they'll realize that it makes their woman special!

It's so wierd! When i pee, my turkeys spread my pee apart!

by Daniella T February 11, 2006

Turkey

A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.

Person one: I love Will and Ted.

Person two: shut up, turkey.

by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

Turkey

Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.

Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009