Definitions by whiskeybeer
Turkey
A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.
Turkey by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009
Flawless Victory
The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.
Flawless Victory by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009