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turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'
by McChuff January 28, 2024
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turbo edging

The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.

You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024
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turbo ass

Very very bad, poor quality, 0/10
"That D.va skin is turbo ass."
by FenrisZi November 8, 2023
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Turbo Charge

the process of which your high friend lights a bowl for you and they fireit all the way up so then when you huff the shit it kills you like a whole ass dab. 10/10 recommend turbo charge.
“Hey Barbie, can you turbo charge this for me I want to be real high. Thx :)”
by lil_dystrophy November 22, 2023
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Turbo

A chem (drug) in the fallout New Vegas universe. It is a jet inhaler with the opening facing inwards towards a hair spray can, which it is duct taped to. Oddly enough, despite being named turbo, it has the effect of slowing everything down, including the player, their move speed, their attacks, enemies attacks, their move speed, etc. Outside of this context, a turbo is a device used in the automotive industry, which boosts the acceleration and top speed of a car by increasing the amount of air that enters the engine through its ability to compress air, which means that in a given amount of space there are more oxygen particles than there would be otherwise without the turbo, and thus, combustion capabilities are increased.
That fiend took turbo and they've been tweaking on that mattress for 4 hours now. I wanted to snatch the mentats in their pockets but they were shaking so violently I didn't dare to touch them.
by Suckmytoes_77 December 2, 2023
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Turbo nonce

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce
by Noidea23 May 5, 2024
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Turboing

An advanced form of jelqing

The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.
I’m still sore from all that turboing we did yesterday.
by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024
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