Too Turnt

Drunk, vomiting and horny af

Tony got way too turnt last night

by DamianoDavidSexual September 3, 2023

Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.

Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”

by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024

Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024

Tommy Tufts

When someones a Tommy Tufts they are a sigma not no half sender. Committed to the send as a true ferda. Will partake within a darty no matter the hour. Even his Exs still cherish him because he's such a full sender. Hussein's best friend.

That boy Tommy Tufts is such a sender

by jibber jabber December 18, 2024

Filippo Turetta

Is a guy that he is becoming famous on the Italian internet, cuz he just killed his gf before she leave him. IDK nothing else

If she continue doing this I'm going to become Filippo Turetta

by ilPana73 February 17, 2025

Slurfin Turfin

When your Slurfing and or Turfin

Well i'll Be Slurfin..... Slurfin Turfin.

by saomp July 14, 2025

surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 7, 2009