Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

Dumb Tundra

when it is colder than brick outside.

yo my man it is straight dumb tundra out, deadass facts.

by anonymous February 4, 2017

loop tune

Experiencing a loop tune is an odd and bothersome phenomenon. It is when a song is playing continually in your mind's listening room, and you want it to cease and desist. The song could be a pleasant one, but it is always then an unappreciated song. It can be triggered by an outside force, the audio feed on Gas Station TV, for example, or internally, perhaps by an errant childhood memory. There is seemingly nothing that can be done about the presence of a loop tune.

"I am about to lose my mind. I have had a loop tune running for three days straight now." complained the fair maiden. "Which song?" asked her suitor. "Mockingbird". "Oh, fuck, I'm sorry."

by ElCommissioner January 14, 2018

Spengin tune

An absolute banging song that makes girls wet

Oi bruv that’s a spengin tune

by Cotty69 July 6, 2018

wharf tunecino

fuck these hoes

They’re talking shit...you don’t need them. wharf tunecino!!!

by caitymoomoo October 24, 2018

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

You Tuber

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If you read this you gay

If you read this you just waisted ten seconds of your life what are you doing stop reading stop stop stop be a You Tuber

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by Sub to waterwolf reed July 31, 2019