Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.

by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021

Lilian Threadwell

(Adjective) The most amazing person every obviously

Omg you are so Lilian Threadwell

by Noob_m@ster69 June 3, 2021

Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell

Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life

by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022

Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack

Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading

by Burntsox August 7, 2022

Don’t Read

When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.

Woman one: “Oh he’s nice!”
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 4, 2022

Adam Trad

As useful as a degree in liberal arts, as clueless as Patrick star.

Adam, hey Adam

Adam Trad: ..............................huh?

Hey Adam

Adam trad: ......................................what?

Adam, the entirety of your family has been brutally murdered on the street

Adam Trad: ................................huh? what? Bro you're creeping me out am gonna call my mom.

by Potatoass November 11, 2022

Joe Trad

The guy who - shu esmu - consumes choco booms at a velocity of 11 booms/s. He immitates cricket players and attacks Indian classmates with racially motivated philosophical questions. He has an ability to stop time itself by engaging it in a staring competition which he has never lost. Some days, he is so happy.

Omg who is that dashing young man?
Must be Joe Trad

by Supahot_fiyah December 18, 2022