tanks

A guy's tanks are his testicles, his nuts.

I woke up with morning wood, so I jerked off and drained my tanks!

by eda-skip January 2, 2022

tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

by Sebastiancee October 27, 2007

tanking

In dotA, using your hero to absorb enemy damage.

Effective when pushing, a tanker can absorb large amounts of damage while the rest of the team can focus on killing the enemy heroes.

Pudge: Look at the lvl 1 fv tanking those creeps. What a nub.
Faceless Void: stfu fattie, b0w dwn! 11! one!

later...

Faceless Void: 1 HoT and 2 Butterflies. I'm a tank.
Pudge: I'm so damn fat.

by jschmidty89 January 20, 2008

Tanking

Something robust that is travelling very fast and carrying a lot of momentum, rendering it largely unstoppable and on the edge of potential catastrophe.

Something that you wouldn't want to stand in the way of.

• The bus was tanking down the hill, had to jump out the way!
• He was absolutely tanking it (with disregard to others).

by Chªrly October 1, 2012

tank

Tank is a drink that has been adopted by the students of Christian Brothers high school. It is very potent and contains a mixture of beer, vodka and lemonade. Use with caution. (24 beers, handle of vodka, and 4 cans frozen yellow lemonade concentrate)

Man, let's make some tank.
We're gonna tank it up tonight.

by milo / ralphie January 20, 2005

tanked

used when describing a bad performance on a test.

I took a test for a possible promotion today, and I know I tanked it.

Looks like I'll be working my shitty desk job the rest of my life, wordFFS/word

by Ricky Roma December 25, 2003

Tranky

the combination of skanky, trashy, and tacky all rolled into one. Can also be used as a noun to describe a girl that is all of the above.

that new clothes line at Sears is so tranky.
This trank was looking at me with the evil eye and staring me down.

by melba tostada September 17, 2011