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Toothpaste suicide

When toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. This is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.
This morning Jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.
by koggelmander June 14, 2013
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tooheys extra dry

The best beer of all time, being at 5.0% alco and 1.4 standard drinks, which is equivalent of most alcoholic drinks these days.

Second best to the extra fragmented Tooheys Extra Dry Platinums being at 6.5%, and which have glow in the dark labels at night clubs!!!

Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co
Dude, lets get wasted on Tooheys Extra Dry!!

Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!
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poop tooth

The resulting oral state after one brushes one\\\'s teeth with a toothbrush previously residing in a toilet, regardless of the clearity of the water.
I wouldn\\\'t go on a date with Kelly, I heard that bitch has poop tooth.
by CaptainBald January 5, 2008
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long in the tooth

A women who has passed her prime
"Hey John, is your new secratary hot?"

"No, she is a little long in the tooth."
by John McDonough November 18, 2003
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tooth pick

A small wooden stick used for getting food lodged in between your teeth.
George- wow this popcorn is stuck in my teeth
Lila-here, here is a tooth pick.
by McLc January 17, 2011
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Pussy Tooth

A bone-like mass inside the vaginal cavity, usually 4-6 inches from the vaginal opening. It may be dull to sharp and is usually about a half inch in length. It can be a deterent to penis/vaginal intercourse.
"I was going to have sex with that girl until I found out she had a Pussy Tooth!"
by Xandria.g October 16, 2007
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Puerto Rican Toothbrush

While you are hitting it from behind, you jam your finger in her asshole and reach around to swab her teeth with that finger.
Damn, that girl's breath was minty fresh after I gave her that Puerto Rican Toothbrush!
by Mike "Mad Dog" Seljan March 11, 2010
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