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cold toe

A cold toe happens when someone UNEXPECTEDLY sucks your big toe during foreplay, then releases it. Your big toe is set free into the cold air and you are left to process your emotions.
Bobby gave me a cold toe last night and I don’t know how how to feel.
by hellenkiller September 18, 2018
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cramel toe

When you wear britches so tight that your junk crams up more than usual and shows indentions of nuggets protruding from the said britches.
John walked into the room and was patronized by his friend for having a cramel toe.
by Sammy Joe April 5, 2019
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blow toe

A fancy way of saying that someone is an “average joe”.
I’m just of big of an idiot as every other blow toe.
by Lester pong April 1, 2020
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Brads Toe Disorder

Caused when heavy weighted things fall onto ones toe, resulting into a horrifying abominable toe with a repulsive stench permanently.
i.e of how one would get Brads Toe Disorder "Shit nigga im swol i can lift this damn washing machine all by myself" in attempts of lifting the washing machine it falls landing on his toe "AAARRRGHHHHH FUCK".
by Stanklip September 13, 2021
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eau de toe crude'

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.
Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'
by Higley July 11, 2011
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camel-toe

crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.
Did you see that girl in spandex? She had serious camel-toe going on.
by Bungalow Bill April 2, 2002
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fake toe

The act of purposefully fueling and maintaining someone else's misconception over an extended period of time, often involving telling all but one person the truth of a situation.
"When I was young I hurt my toe and my little brother thought my dad replaced it with a fake toe. We never told him that it never really happened so he believes it to this day and loves to tell the story, it's hilarious - quick, here he comes, ask him about it!"
by do not normal October 13, 2009
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