toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

Toasted

When some was dissed and/or owned very badly, but not enough for them to be roasted

Jeff: "...Luke toasted his ass."
Eric:"Toasted? You're white as fuck!"
Jeff: "That wasn't a fucking roast it was a goddamn toast."

by JammingToInUtero January 16, 2016

Toasted

The negative action word to describe someone who has been called out or 'dissed'; usually used in a negative or demeaning context. Often spoken with a hand covering the mouth to emphasize the degree of toasting.

Synonyms: roasted, pouched, sautéed, burn, easy baked

Bella to Kenzie Your boobs are bigger than your brain!
Morgan Toasted!!

by Immabender20 April 9, 2016

Toasted

A roast that is not that effective.

Robert tried to roast Jerry, but since Jerry didn't care, he was toasted

by metalblooper October 14, 2016

Toasted

Inverse of roasted

When you compliment someone you are toasting them.
You can get into extreme toast sessions where many people toast a single person.

Guy 1: Hey girl, you're beautiful.
Guy 2: *from distance* OOHH YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!
Girl: Thanks! :) ♥ ...lets date.

by BrandonLegend October 5, 2016

Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D October 4, 2016