chris lloyd

steal; take something somebody else earned; a thief/fraud; person who steals from sweet women; ghetto trash that tries to front as if he is intelligent and classy, but can’t get a legal job because of criminal history
thief liar psychopath fraud abuser woman beater

I’m about to Chris Lloyd that lady’s purse

by baddestbitchinCA December 25, 2019

Chris Ann

A name for a girl who can be described in only a positive way. She's someone who you immediately love once you get to know just a little bit about. She's always confident wherever she goes and may seem overconfident to some. But she doesn't fully believes the things she says and doesn't realize she's astonishing and beautiful. Don't get me wrong she loves who she is, she's just humble. She truly cares about her family and is truly happy that she was born into her family. She's loves to talk about her heritage and how great her country is. She's someone you need in your life and can't have without. She's a brilliant girl who always works hard to get the best grades she can. You could be having the worst day ever but when you talk to her you forget all your problems and just can't stop yourself from smiling. Also when your talking to her she'll make you laugh for sure. She's a beautiful girl who has a smile that makes you forget about everything and eyes that you get lost in while looking in them. Whenever she's around you can't help to look at her. She's a strong girl who never bothers people with her problems, she just deals with it herself.

Get Yourself A Chris ann

by RandomGuyy58375 November 22, 2021

Chris Doyle

A bikie from Western Australia who was forced to flee the state due to tax evasions and opal hooping. He now claims to be a "motivational speaker" in schools but really wants to get closer to kids. He claimed his dad worked in his fridge and his mum worked in his freezer, we can end up coming to a conclusion that he put them in there and said he forgot. His last name is commonly used around 15-year-old school boys as a means of entertainment as they chant his last name Doyle religiously.

15 Year Old Australian School Kids: Daye DOYLEEEEE!!!!!
Whole School: Daye GEHHHHHHHHHH!
Chris Doyle: Ok

by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019

chris is that a police

im calling the weed

chris is that a police
im calling the weed

'420 wut u smokin'

by PartayKittay September 17, 2019

Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Chris Straits

phrase taken from a combination of Chris Rea and Dire Straits meaning Dire Rea (diarrhea)

man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"

by Acme420 September 20, 2013

Chris the Dread

An dude that just chills on his couch in the middle of the night. He also likes to bully people for internet validation

Yo I was in the Astra Memecus Discord and had a conversation with THE Chris the Dread

by : ) guess who November 28, 2021