a thing 

What even is a thing?! Like how do u know whether or not u r dating or it's just a friend thing. Cause hun idk about u but I ain't gonna sit this boy, that I literally adore, down and say, yo r we dating cause like, what are we!? No we don't just do that.
A thing is like a unspoken spoken secret...
Everyone knows it, no one says it, but yet it's like everyone talks about it.

"come on what are u guys?"

"Uhhh... A thing?"
"What the frick does that mean"
"Hun if I knew I would tell you!"

:(

a thing by Hello:) smile:)laugh:) January 23, 2018

man thing 

A female at the workplace who starts out as feminine, and gradually changes to masculine

Person 1: Have you noticed Jennie lately?
Person 2: Ya, she's turning into a man thing.

man thing by Kassiegv November 17, 2009

lets go get this thing stuck 

I believe it is redneck terminology for 'Put your penis in my Vagina'.

C'mon, "lets go get this thing stuck".

lets go get this thing stuck by Cawk789 December 5, 2013

Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing. 

Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing. by bubblegum bitch !! June 23, 2021

Hicky Thing 

Name given for somthing you do not know the name of.

Hey, pass me that hicky thing.

Hicky Thing by trac14 October 30, 2003

fifth thing syndrome 

In short, it is the Craving or desire for the Unknown. Most widely believed to be innuendo for affection on a physical level, it can be also used to describe anything of a mysterious, unknown nature, that is craved...

A Breif History on the Origins:

A Message was sent Via SMS, stating that there was 5 points needed to get accross to the reciepient:
* The Recipient was loved
* The Recipient was missed
* The Recipient was wanted
* The Recipient was needed
* The *fifth point* would be expressed and/or demonstrated in person.

From that point in time on, the words 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' refered to the craving to have that fifth thing demonstrated. Thus, the 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' was born.

Its Basic Uses Summarised:
1) Sexual Innuendo
2) Mysterious Anticipation
3) Santie Claus

Use 1:
Boyfriend: Damn, you're looking fine tonight!
Girlfriend: I think you've got fifth thing Syndrome... I'm glad I'm not the only one!

Use 2:
Father: I think I got you a supprise
Son: Yes...? I want to see it, now!
Father: I think you have 'Fifth Thing Syndrome' No, I plan on saying these three words in conjunction to your want for a supprise to sound impressive

Use 3:
Louis Armstrong: 'Zat you, Santie Claus?
Santa: I have a present, but I'm going to hide it until the morning, so you build up anticpation, thus creating in yourself a Fifth Thing Syndrome

fifth thing syndrome by Big jasE February 11, 2005

a thing in the bag 

Its freakin awesome! You usually hang out by the stick looking at it while drinking drinks (preferably 2 reds, a blue, and an orange) and hanging out with some cool guys. But be careful, it may escape into the mountains.

What about the thing in the bag?... I mean... I think im a cool guy...

a thing in the bag by Anonymous June 21, 2003