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vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.
Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.
by The British Guy February 24, 2009
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Van Vag

Brother, i scored some crazy van vag last night!
by hamblr March 20, 2023
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VAG

You need to experience VAG at least once in your life.
by Ihaveagolf November 16, 2021
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Vag Jell-O

Well you can probably guess just from the word itself.

It's the white or Clear substance that comes out of the Vagina, usually during arousal or doing/before a menstrual cycle.
I had to change my pantaloons several times last night because I had to much Vag Jell-O!
by TheFutureStark July 17, 2018
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vag-oplasty

Having your vagina touched up...
Meant as an insult.
Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag.
by A.E.M.D. January 23, 2008
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Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance
Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.
by L2deuce August 7, 2012
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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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