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turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.
Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.
by parkca01 October 3, 2012
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sin(cos(tan(x)))

what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.
i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator
by < ^ > v March 30, 2023
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Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.
Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.
by Boooka December 7, 2019
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AYDEN TAN YEN DEAN

The tallest sigma male known to man kind, he was homemade in the bedroom. He is the most nicest, sexiest, handsome, rizz, sigma, skibidi, bomboclat, bestest, beautiful, wonderful, person u will ever meet in your living you heard.
he is very Ayden Tan Yen Dean
by coolkid1228 March 14, 2025
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Site-Tan

A mascot created to represent a website, similar to how restaurants have mascots. Site-Tans often embody the theme, purpose, or personality of the website they represent, making them a memorable part of the website. (Example: Rule34, e621, etc.)
I masturbated to the Site-Tan
by Kinn December 26, 2024
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Aaron Tan

by ZacS777 June 28, 2022
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ugly tanning

Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach
hey girl, can’t come over today, i’m ugly tanning down at the beach xx
by SOMFFFFYYYYY August 26, 2023
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