Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.

(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."

by Bear666 December 24, 2014

Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock

Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015

pop wasted

An intoxicated state that one may experience after consuming ridiculous amounts of popular culture.

Joey: I just watched seven seasons of 'Friends' in one sitting and I'm starting to feel funny. Do you think that's normal?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, you're probably just pop wasted.

by Brosalie February 21, 2015

abi wasted

Surpassing levels of white girl wasted. You tend to dance in a corner by yourself while chain-smoking a whole pack of cigarettes.

How am I so hungover today? You were abi wasted last night. You tried to fight a guy in a wheelchair

by Ax3-AAA May 2, 2015

Period Wasted

Feeling Faint, Sick, Tired, Awful! Etc

Girl 1 - "Ugh I Feel Like Fainting & These Cramps!"
Girl 2 - "Omg! Your juss Period Wasted 💁🏼"

by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015

Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016