Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.

Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish

by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by CDC 137 August 25, 2023

simon le bescond

Handsome and really good guy, a kind of gorgeous and funny open Nerd with out of bed hype style. This must be one of the prettiest and coolest kind of people.

This one has the bast attitude, he's such a Simon Le Bescond.

by HellSeg June 6, 2017

Simone

a gurl that needs rehab

A: Do you like Simone ?

B: Sucks to be her honestly...

by Barth.knk April 3, 2024

Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 2, 2021

Simon

A BOMBER!

SIMON IS GONNA BOMB YOUR HOUSE. RUN!

by ALUAKBAR FOR LIFE February 22, 2022