when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"
by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009
Get the Santas little helpermug. A warm, cheery shelter for homeless reindeer in need. Served 3.1415926535 reindeer and counting! Located in convenient places near you! Go to your local reindeer shelter today and adopt a loving pet you've always wanted. Call 772-257-4661 today and adopt a reindeer for a low price of 34¢. Pick up the phone today!
Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(
KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*
Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*
KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*
Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*
by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010
Get the Santa's Reindeer Sheltermug. your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing
by Dwardo January 11, 2005
Get the Santa Fe Shavemug. When you put hot sauce on a condom and proceed to put your penis in the rectum of a woman and switch to her vagina and continue in a manner of switching until she dies.
by C J E March 19, 2009
Get the Santa Fe Fiestamug. by fattyforehead January 1, 2012
Get the santas naughty listmug. When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning
by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014
Get the Soggy Santa Hatmug. When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
by cronk doogle July 23, 2015
Get the reversed sloppy santamug.