Mushroom black

The act of defying physics, by blackening a blue ballers eye with the head of the penis.

She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.

by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022

pittsburgh mushroom stamp

When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face

Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar

by Jim I am September 14, 2021

mushroom moves

When you make big decisions, and you’re power housing your way through them. When you take on and take over a project to get it done regardless of the obstacles. Also, just when you've been procrastinating for too long and suddenly decide to accomplish your long list of "to-do's". Making mushroom moves consists of prevailing in dark conditions and thriving.

She took her washing machine apart, and put it back together, because she thought she lost a sock? She's making mushroom moves!

by RMBruce August 3, 2023

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual

Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

Mushroom in a Triangle

Mushroom in a triangle refers to a pp being inserted to a vjayjay in a 90 degree angle with great rapid force

Rylee has a mushroom in a triangle as her discord name, you know she likes it rough.

by Super Straights September 19, 2021

The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

by Jersey King September 30, 2020