top kill

A method used by oil drillers to stop an oil well from leaking. Used in the 1979 Ixtoc oil spill and considered a failure.

Gee, it'd be great if we could use the top kill method to stop the 2010 Deepwater Horizon spill, but we already know it doesn't work.

by Cocomaan May 28, 2010

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

top dog

A stud male who uses his charm and good looks to dominate women. He usually has a harem of women.

Qwill is the top dog of the group. When he enters the room, all the women flock around him to be subdued.

by TiramiSue December 12, 2008

top shelf

when u take off the top part of a toilet and shit in there.

dude go top shelf that shit.

by lkldjjsk June 30, 2004

top notch

good, perfect, better than the last...

comes from when people put notches on their bed when they have sex with people, the last is always better than the one before. so its TOP NOTCH

That game was top notch.

by Samantha1992 January 12, 2009

Top Deck

To defecate into the cistern of a toilet

"I just top decked my stepfather's toilet"

by skegger March 26, 2005

top tens

Somebody, usually between the age of 12-14 that downloads music off of iTunes Music Store, and has a playlist that consists of nothing but mainstream singles and pop hits. No variation or adventuring into older, non-mainstream music exists, whatsoever. Period.

Boonling 7th Grade Girl: LOLZLERZ OMG chek mi iPod playlizt, itz so0o siiick so0 muuch gud muzikk, maikes mee wan danncee ommgg lmao <3333

Green Day
Black Eyed Peas
James Blunt
Pussycat Dolls
All-American Rejects
Ne-Yo
Pink
Sean Paul

Me: Damn these teeny-bopping top tens, they have no respect for music that's not 97% computer-created, 3% white trash.

by kroozie April 23, 2006