thomas

only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.

“hey what’s the new kids name again”
“i heard his name thomas”
“ aw man you already KNOW he only wears polyester, never steps outside in cotton, patient 0 of the “clap”, extremely and overly popped, AND got 2 dreads with the wooie cut.“
“but i heard he like tokyo ghoul so he a lil valid”

by William Rodgers March 11, 2025

Thomas

Adjective - Dumbass
(It sounds like dumbass)
Pronounced Tom - ass

guy1: yo teacher gave me a 2 for the course
guy2: har har Thomas

by HorseBatterydesable January 18, 2026

Thomas

An absolute chide of a man

This guy is so Thomas (chude)

by Sjgsvrdm February 5, 2026

Thomas

An Australian copper head who claims he is blonde, doesn't do his schoolwork and treats warnings as a joke. You can trust him, but he always tries to be close friends with bad people (Specifically enemies) and will acknowledge the fact that they aren't good people but will still do it because he is too fucking nice. Oh, and he will keep trying to find excuses even though it is obvious.

Teacher: Thomas, Do your work now or I'll send you to da ooffice. Oooo godness gracious me I'd like some Chicken Tika Masala
Thomas: HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH H but miss I am doing it on a document (He doesn't have a document)

by AGuyFromBelize June 5, 2025

Thomas

Jewish prep school dropout who drinks because he is homosexual but is afraid his dad will take away his truck if he comes out of the closet

That girls cute I wish she had a brother stop being a Thomas

by Jwowob6969 August 13, 2025

Thomas

At first he's not your type a little nerdy but once you spend time with him you start falling for his adorable sexy nerdy ass and he is absolutely nasty and a asshole but can't help but love his ass !!!!!

Thomas is the best in bed !!!

by That's my girl !!! September 29, 2025

Thomas

thomas is one of the nicest, sweetest people you could ever meet. he’s funny and strong, and somehow he makes everyone feel good-but with me, it’s different. he notices the little things, makes me laugh, and somehow just being around him feels easier and brighter. honestly, he’s the kind of person you can’t help but like.

“oh i love thomas, he is such a sweetheart! 💗”

by pinkiethecutie December 2, 2025