jhon thomas

a term used to describe a mans penis; originating in england.

jon: oh dear i have a problem with my jhon thomas!
at that point the entire restruant was staring at him

by Adam Weiner June 28, 2006

Hot Thomas

When a man craps in his own hand and throws it in a paddle fan.

Joey did a Hot Thomas and ruined Ben's coming out party.

by Joey Woberts May 04, 2006

Thomas lee

A male that flexes but won’t even buy new video Games. Will not pull the trigger on girls.

“Is Thomas lee dating her?”
Nah he just friend zoned”

by Charles howard October 19, 2018

Private Thomas

To spark a bowl while recieving a blow job (oral sex). Similar to and Ellis or and Erskine.

Jack Attack smoked some dank weed while some chick from mcdonalds gave him a blow job.. She looked up at him and said " would you like some fries with your Private Thomas?" he smiled and said "please please focus, ill worry about fries when this weed kicks in girl"

by camronyo October 26, 2007

Thomas Hardy

If you are looking up Thomas Hardy on urbandictionary.com, you are a dumb ass and need to find a real educational website.

Thomas Hardy was a poet.

by RapDiedIn1996 January 31, 2008

Thomas Johnson

A creepy unpleasant man who will follow you home in the rain.

I think I was followed by a Thomas Johnson the other day.

by Penis Glory July 22, 2015

meg thomas

A character in dead that sucks

Meg Thomas sucks nigger nutz. Very nervous and nervous for this weekend but sucks in dead by daylight

by Meg Thomas August 16, 2017