Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Move Some Chairs

Move Some Chairs means to fight.

Cherry,”Ay bruh lemme get a taste of them junie cakes.”
Joe,” Hol up, you ain’t touchin ’ my junie cakes. You trynna move some chairs?”

by Nigger whipper 69 420 May 15, 2020

rusty steel chair

when someone sits on a chair and gets up and there is a shit stain where the person was sitting

when he got up, he left a rusty steel chair, gross

by jrobohn October 11, 2014

Action Chair

Any chair found in a seedy motel room that's used for sexual encounters. The phrase was made famous by Rick Serra on the fifth episode of Another Dirty Room.

Rick: I tell ya it's one of those kinda of chairs again.
Dan: And what chair would that be?
Rick: Action Chair.

by LG633 July 26, 2024

Chair booty

When woman booty looks better siting on some kind chair

Damn dude that chick has so much chair booty!

What a chair booty?

Her but looks so much better siting down dude!

by Thatguy9026 July 6, 2017

Laundry chair

When you take your clean laundry and put it in a chair because you don’t wanna put it up.

I was feeling very lazy after doing my laundry so I created a laundry chair and all my clothes stayed there for days.

by Yeet!!@ April 17, 2021