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Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.
The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".
by iWizardPro December 13, 2009
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You don't pay for my weave

1. Statement of independance; can take care of own salon needs, etc.

2. Can be associated with "You don't know me" - assuming false pretense to understanding the situation and/or person; can be followed by a booteh bump and a finger snap
Jamal pulls out his food stamps to pay for Shaqueque's baby food.

Shaqueque: "You don't pay for my weave! You don't know me!"
by MattyG February 23, 2005
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T-Pain

An Updated Version Of Blue Balls Commonly Associated With Lap Dances
Shortened Version Of Testicular Pain.
Kid One: Yo You Been Dating That Hottie For Awhile Now You Gettin Any Yet?
Kid Two: Nope None Straight T-pain.
Kid One: That's The Worst
by James Vandling December 30, 2008
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t pain

R&B Singer from Florida. T Pain is short for Tallahasse Pain. Hes signed to Akon's Music Label, Konvict Musik.
T Pain sings "Im in love with a Stripper".
by DetroitTom May 24, 2006
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don't push me like that

harass annoy pushy Stop rushing me. Don't harass me. Stop telling me what to do.
Jeff asked me what time I would be ready to go, I said"I don't know, at least 30 minutes". He asked me again about what time I could be ready, I had to reply with "Don't push me like that".
by Bratlicious November 9, 2006
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you can't polish a turd

An attempt to conceal and/or strive to improve misfortunate genes.

We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.

Enough said...
you can't polish a turd
by familyguyfanclub October 12, 2010
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don't piss me around

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.
Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.
by Ned Stoat November 28, 2013
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