Simp Ass Nigga

Simp Ass Nigga is a player/pimp that got married!!!!!

Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/

by Merksman May 10, 2008

shimpared

unable to lively shake the shoulders and hips; unable to shimmy

It was an ok dance, but Jane shouldn't have been in it. She's too shimpared.

by Brittany December 21, 2004

shimpact

To shit on impact , When a person dies from falling or being struck by something they shit at the instant of impact and death.

Did you hear the shimpact after that dude got hit by a car

by Cory B666 February 11, 2008

scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.

"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."

by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009

Simp

a man that will do anything for pussy.

Yo, you know that Matthew Kandie kid?

Yea, he's definitely a simp!

by diknegus April 18, 2019

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.

Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!

by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019