The Canterbury Quaker Shaker

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

the hand shake

similar to the shocker, accept its 4 in the stink and 1 in the pink, almost like your giving the girls private area a hand shake.

john: dude did you give her the shocker?

mike: nahh dude i gave her the hand shake

by handshakeman July 10, 2011

För Föck's Säke

An expression used to say when you're enemies had covered they're roofs with grass to hide themselves from enemy bombers in the year 868 AD

Vïking 1 - Alrïght läds, if we fly över here and over the clöuds we cän have a clëar view and bömb our enemiës in the skies!
Viking 2 - They dön't evën know whät hit em!

Viking 3 - Sir, I Acqüire your sincëre attention.
Viking 1 - Ök. . We're listëning.
Viking 3 - Wë've got intel. The enemiës they've cövered they're röofs with grass so that wë could nöt find them.

Viking 2 - . . .
Viking 1 - För Föck's Säke!

by GreatShark March 9, 2021

shake

to get into a fist fight.,1 on 1

Aint no thing to me we can shake real quick and settle it right now.

by joepellegreeno May 17, 2013

shakedown

1. extortion, especially through blackmail

2. a thorough search or frisk

The drug gang tried to use a shakedown on the people who promised to crack down on their activities.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2011

Free Shake at the Backyard Burger

"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"

"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"

by Haroldinatl May 1, 2006

Shake hands with the governor

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

by Miguel O March 6, 2012