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Protein Suprise

When you have a protein shaker and defecate in it. Mix it up enough to look like a chocolate protein shake. Then proceed to convincing a fellow gym monkey you've got the gainer of Ronnie coleman and he should try it.
Hey tommy try my new shake its the top quality shit, its called protein suprise
by bigdogswag April 18, 2016
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Blacklight Sunrise

When you've spent all night partying in a strip club, gay bar, or rave..and you don't come outside until Dawn.
Man we had a bad Blacklight Sunrise this morning. I feel like hell.
by LustfulKissez666 September 19, 2016
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wisconson suprise

When you have incest with your furry cousin
Did you see all that fur that went flying when I gave my sister's dog a wisconson suprise.
by PootIsCupcake September 17, 2016
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morning sunrise

It's when a man feels his penis is starting to get hard so you lay it across your girls face while she's sleeping early in the morning and let the tip raise her upper lip til she looks like she has a hair lip
My girl punched me cause I gave her a morning sunrise
by Ram sac December 20, 2016
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indian suprise

When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey
That club was awesome Jim.

Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!

Let's go home through this alley way

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!

"Indian suprise!"
by Absolute belta May 16, 2017
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the sunrise kingdom

1: I love the sunrise kingdom!
2: Fucking weeaboo
by Frederik The Mighty June 16, 2017
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idaho sunrise

When you blackout on Xan and you get woke with your peepee in a girls vagina and it comes out pruny
Robby: why you sad bro?
Kyle: Dude I woke up with an idaho sunrise

Robby:... oof
by Jayhawk13591 August 14, 2017
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