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Spread Beaver

I saw these chicks flashing trucks on the highway, they had spread beavers!
by Hawkwarrior27 December 31, 2003
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secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
by Debra Powers September 25, 2006
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Spread Eagle

When I woman is on her back with her butt up in the air and her ankles by her head. It could be a sexual position.
One time I f'ed this girl in her a spread eagle position.
by BustaHymen July 20, 2011
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Spread your shit

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.
Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".
by Don Weber March 28, 2008
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emo screamo

Emo music attempting to be "hard". It usually involves a band that tries to sing about their feelings, but usually, because they aren't very talented at singing, they attempt to scream their feelings. Lyrics to the words are unintelligable, and singing along usually causes one to lose their voice.

Band members of emo screamo are typically seen wearing skin tight girl pants, cut off t-shirts, make-up (in a feminine way) and almost always have their bangs swooped in a diaganonal pattern across their face in either direction. I believe they are attempt to distract the concert-goers from actually listening to them.
You know, if the vocals of that emo screamo band didn't suck so much, they might actually be listenable. It's a shame because those guitars aren't too shabby.

emosexuals love emo screamo music
by Brian H October 12, 2005
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Spreadbury

Spreadbury is the vein on your forehead that throbs and sticks out when a person enters rage mode.
Spreadbury evolved from a teacher (Mr. Spreadbury) who became so angry, he screamed out insults such as 'Blithering Idiot' at a ginger kid for pretending to play the drums during a lesson.
Mr. Spreadbury: "Okay class, be quiet..."
(McGriz bangs pencils on table)
Mr. Spreadbury: "YOU BLITHERIN' IDIOT!!! You could have stopped when I looked at you, but no, you just kept on playing!!!"
by TheBouncingBetterson November 20, 2010
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Spreadneck

A hardcore fan of the band Widespread Panic from the South
Wow, that spreadneck needs to learn to hold his liquor.
by Coloneal Forbin January 17, 2009
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