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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021
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Two and a split

62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
by white_5_stone November 23, 2021
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The Choco Banana Split

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face
bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild
by Futaraki February 12, 2022
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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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Nashville Nanner Split

Act of a person taking a banana and inserting it in their ass. Their parter is ready with a bowl of ice cream for when orgasm is reached and banana shoots onto the ice cream. It is considered rude to not eat the Nashville Nanner Split once made.
All Mark dreamed of for his birthday was a Nashville Nanner Split
by 4IdiotsNGarage August 3, 2022
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Three-way Split

A three-way of only girls.
Oh, look at that three-way split.
by ZT321916 August 6, 2022
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