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spider bump

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.
Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.
by raginramborondo December 23, 2012
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Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.
"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."
by Shortank April 6, 2013
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Spider Shit

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.
After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.
by Deadrablade September 20, 2014
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spider-rat

"Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7
You ever seen a spider-rat?
by globs March 14, 2016
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Saderal

It's the new word for funeral cause funerals aren't fun, they're sad
I feel bad for you that you have to go to a saderal.
by Tboner09 February 28, 2017
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Spider-Aids

A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.

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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."
by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018
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Spider-Man

A perfect superhero that would be ashamed of all the sexual definitions of his name. Also he doesn’t feel so good in infinity war.
Spider-man would be disappointed in all of the sexual web slingers.
by Flame21 May 5, 2019
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