Proud Soldier

A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.

"Dude do you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"

"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"

by bpes March 12, 2009

greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

Solid

'Solid' is term for a partner one has been romantically involved with for a long period of time and is not married to. This term is appropriate for couples to use when most people would expect them to be married and better conveys commitment over use of 'girlfriend' or 'boyfriend'.

"This is John, my solid."

by shiftmo August 14, 2012

night soil

"night soil": a phrase meaning to soil ones self with faceal matter from the anus.

"Bad news..........just night soiled myself"
"anyone got some Charmin Double Velvet, I appear to be in the unfortuante position of having night soiled my panties"

by Tom Gummer November 10, 2004

Soil

To soil oneself is to shit thy pants.
To soil anything else is to get it dirty.
Because soil is....
DIRT!

And excrement.
bwahahaha I said excrement.
Did I spell that right?
God damn it...

Oh yeah, for all you illiterate asswipes out there, exrement is also shit. Shit, like what you wipe off asses, asswipe motherfuckers.
PAHHhahaa

"Damn it,I've soiled myself"
"You've gone and soiled my carpet with your dirty ass shoes, you bastard" (soiling things is generally a no-no folks. DOWN WITH THE SOIL!)

by Her royally awesome royal awesomeness, Bridgett Dockray December 28, 2005

soidle

v. (SOY-dil) to have a difficult time getting out of a seat

i ate to many hamburgers which caused me to soidle when i got up to go to the bathroom.

by saycock June 20, 2007

solidaritous

adjective: the state of, or the exhibition of, solidarity.

By sleeping with the ex-who-dumped-him the very next day, Pete's best friend wasn't being very solidaritous.

by Laurie Brown January 31, 2008