Social Meathead
A person of average to high intelligence who when exposed to a social situation acts with a low intlegence.
Social Meathead by Wiltonburg April 22, 2018
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Social Double Dutch
Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \
social double dutched; social double dutching
1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.
2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
social double dutched; social double dutching
1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.
2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
Social Double Dutch by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017
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Social Mugging
A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.
Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
Social Mugging by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018
Social Feeder
A social feeder is a woman who enjoys sharing photos of her breasts under the guise of breastfeeding, especially if the pepperoni is playing peekaboo.
Social Feeder by Lourdes ginger October 19, 2018
social December
A Challenge Where A person socialize in real live and Abstaining from using social media for the whole month of December
social December by jackroseau1 November 17, 2018
social downtime
A parenting tactic. Formerly known as “grounding” less offensive yet all encompassing to today’s teenager lifestyle.
social downtime by Bamawhitney January 20, 2019