Snaps

A measurement system to communicate how "effed up" you are-used for marijuana exclusively. Comparable to asking "Hey, how drunk are you on a scale of 1-10?".

"Hey, how many snaps are you?" or "Can I get some snaps?"

Possible Answers:

Level 1: one snap on one hand = alright, I'm high. I'm no longer sober.

Level 2: snap both hands once = okay, I'm pretty high.

Level 3: snap both hands twice/2 snaps = man, I'm really fucking high right now.

Level 4: snap both hands three times/3 snaps = use sparingly. this is one of the rare "highest you've ever been" situations.

anything higher than that, and you call "snap inflation"

*note* it's not just how many snaps, but the WAY you snap that helps communicate how you're feeling to the rest of the circle. The system is meant to be a quick, easy, entertaining means of seeing where your fellow tokers are at any given point in the session.

"dude, how many snaps are you?"

"...snap and half man."

by tyedyesky August 16, 2009

Snaps Finger.

1.Attitudes only homosexual men convey.
2.See homosexual

No he didnt.. snaps finger.

by amanduhcarlow June 8, 2011

Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Snapper

Vagina that looks, feels, tastes and smells like a large kind of fish also called a Snapper.

Phew... put that snapper in an ice bucket before it really starts to smell..

by I am December 17, 2003

Snapper

A child's penis (prepuberty)

"Bobby, stop that right now! Don't play with your snapper!"

by snappee September 22, 2009

Snappybus

Noun. A snappybus is a vehicular mode of transport used to manouvre people of a low intelligence rating (often known to attempt to eat ice-cream through their nostrils at fund-raising football events) from point A to point B.

You idiot, you belong in the snappybus.

by SB August 8, 2004

snappa cappa

Red Cap beer slogan, to open a beer.

Can I have a Red Cap please, snappa cappa it for me.

by crack fu January 20, 2005