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smashburn

1. noun. Def: Resulting burn from a particularly unpleasant hot smash, which depending upon the hot smash, could leave you ailing for hours.

The burn part of smashburn is usually related to but distinctly different from resulting burn from the runs or the squirts.
Lex: "Guys, I had a curry last night after drinking too much."
Guys: "Ah, that sucks, you'll be smashing all day."

Lex: "I just had one, and I've got smashburn."
Guys: "Maybe you should put some ointment on it."
by King Sexy November 7, 2005
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smashenpop

The kind of cheap bottled wine that is only good for getting drunk. A portmanteau of smashed and Passion Pop - the cheap sparkling wine.

Can also be used in an verb or abjective form, when describing the activity of drinking smashenpop or the feeling obtained from smashenpop.
Mmm, Friday night and it's the right time for some smashenpop!

*giggle*, I'm feeling so smashenpopped.

Why don't we flog a bottle of champers and do some smashenpopping on the way to the party?
by Heath Raftery October 16, 2007
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smasheries

1. Describing the act of participation in anything Super Smash Bros. related.

2. A generic term for any mode of a Super Smash Bros. game.

NOTE: Adding a British accent to your speech will make this term sound delightfully sophisticated.
"I can call you up, and we can partake in all sorts of online smasheries."

"His smasheries are all Homerun and Target related. He won't do anything else."
by MarcusRaven March 12, 2008
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Smashaw

One who gets insane amounts of vagina. This guy doesn't care what time, or place he's at. Every moment he is DTF, and so are the multiple ladies riding him daily. Used to describe a soon to be known sex god.
Did you hear about that guy?" "Yeah dude, that's the seventh sorority girl he's smashed this week, and it's only Monday!" "Man this guy is such a Smashaw." "Damn right he's such a Smashaw.
by jzqizzle May 27, 2010
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Smash From The Past

Someone you had sex with in the past.
I ran into a smash from the past the other day, I can't believe I got that wasted!
by nigguhnoodle January 2, 2011
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smash seat

The "seat" between two children's seats in the backseat of a car.
Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.
by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011
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smarthpone

The termination of employment of a marketing copy editor, particularly in the telecommunications industry.
I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.
by JdSilentio September 24, 2011
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