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sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.
by OldGregFool January 8, 2020
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darwin sled

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.
by cornerradius January 23, 2020
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Norwegian Sledgehammer

when getting to a climax during anal sex, the male pulls outs and runs directly towards the female's face. He then proceeds to jump in the air, do a 360, and smash his partner's cheek with his dick so hard that her face craters into the mattress, hence the term "sledgehammer". The male also ejaculates during the sin so it gives an extra sloppiness to the hit. Enjoyable for both participants.
Guy 1: Bro she was so bored with me until I gave her the Norwegian Sledgehammer. We're getting married in August.
Guy 2: Whoa, congrats, man!
by cheekyboi01 May 14, 2020
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cum sludger

A gay term for when a male and a male are having sex and you're on the bottom, and getting the other male to slide his cum into your ass.
"My man was the cum sludger yesterday with his bf!"
by gay sex man June 4, 2021
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dirt sledding

the action of putting your penis on the top of a persons ass and humping when the have just fished pooping and have not wiped
dude, she just finished and before she could clean i asked her if we could try dirt sledding
by a corn dumbass July 5, 2021
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Fat Sludge

No definition so far. Was in a chat with a hot russian woman and she called another guy. Fat Sludge.
Don't be a fat sludge. ( I'm guessing.)
by Craftbeerand73 October 17, 2021
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spongebob sludge patty

when at arbys and you give a handjob using horsey sauce as lube
my hoe gave me a spongebob sludge patty the other day… it was fire
by cadenhuckleberry June 7, 2022
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