Slow

Anyone named Zack, Cody, Jack/Jake, John or any other basic white male name

That person has always been on the slow side
Isn’t their name Jake Jackson Johnson?
Yep

by gloxiniaofrepose10 June 5, 2023

Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010

slow

samantha madison argiento

sam c: yeah your slow

sam a: yeah i know

by kdbjwkdbkwjdbd July 6, 2019

Slow Moe

When you bend over and let someone slowly insert their penis into your anus.

Cory bent Darin over and gave him the Slow Moe.

by JLDub November 9, 2023

pissy slow

is when someone is moving really slow and it is pissing you off

jay:come on man its time to go
ralph:hold on dude
Jay:dude come on your movin like pissy slow i got somewhere to be dammit

by ROCKstr FAMOus June 12, 2008

slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up

yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.

by neu December 9, 2003

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021