shank

A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'

There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank

if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!

by benj25 December 28, 2005

Slanky

A word for describing the super slut. A combination of the words, Slut and Skank mixed with "Slinky". A slinky goes from stair to stair much like your typical super slut goes from guy to guy, hence, "Slanky"

Me: "Oh my god do you know Jen?!"
You: You mean that one from our class?"
Me: "Yeah man!"
You: "Dude she is so Slanky!"

by catsman5000 July 20, 2011

shank

To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"

by peteybobs July 16, 2007

shank

nigger stabbing.

last night i shanked a bitch.

by MauraBtchMonster February 19, 2009

Shank

1. A homemade knife, usually made out of scrap metal, glass, or anything that is sharp.

2. A stab in which a shanking knife "shanks" you right below the rib, or into the rib.

That man over there is going on a shanking rampage!

Excuse me, but i found a shank in my silverware napkin

Ouch. That shank really hurt. Don't do it again cracker.

by joren1122 March 10, 2009

Shank

1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.

2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.

1a) I always carry a shank
1b) I shanked that bre

2) I just had a cheeky shank

by HaRoHe2 August 14, 2009

Shank

When a boy/girl gets lonely. Two things involved, Shower and Wank. Alone they are harmless, but when combined the most godly explosion of the nether-regions takes place - The Shank!!

brb, im going for a shank
holy crap that shank has drained me

by TheShankGuyLucas March 14, 2010