shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on

friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.

by jtplz November 20, 2013

handsy shitties

a hand job while taking a dump

So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".

by HandsyScotty February 05, 2010

Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

by D-Jesus August 03, 2015

Shitty shit shit

Shit is shitty and is your cock shitty

When someone is shitty shit shit to you

by April 23, 2021

Shitty Bum

Hey mate have you ever had a shitty bum
Yeah lots of time I’ve got you bro

Shitty bum is a very cheap bum

by Georginalowe308 November 21, 2021

Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 02, 2018

Shitty Slut

A Shitty Slut is someone who sleeps with a lot a people but with a shitty personality and very rude person

Man Karen was Such a Shitty Slut she sleeper with 19 guys and cused me out 10 times an hour

by ReCraftAble June 01, 2022