A Jewish kid with many lawyers and pennies. As he follows the penny gods they return the favor and lead him through court. As he tells Holocaust jokes himself because he is Jewish and is allowed to make fun of his people, the penny gods have given him this gift.... and of course the gift of being a great lawyer.
"There goes Sam Fineburger again, picking up a penny and laughing at his own Holocaust jokes in the middle of an important court session."
by Wingman78000Coolnamehere May 16, 2016
Get the sam fineburgermug. by BigBaller47 October 19, 2022
Get the Sam Purduemug. Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
Get the Sam ballmug. Awesamdudes animal crossing alter ego on the dream smp. He only speaks animal crossing And is basically a creeper Tom nook. best friends with tommyinnit he spent lots of time with him as they’re business partners At Tommy’s hotel the big innit hotel. He is precious and will always put a smile on you face... or make you scream at his npc automated responses
by MEANDMICHEAL March 28, 2021
Get the Sam Nookmug. by Fletcher10 October 11, 2021
Get the sam mellenmug. by app state May 30, 2011
Get the Sam Sosamug. these kids are such bros it hurts to look at them because of how hot they are. they are so good at football that there is now a rule that they can only play 10 plays a game.....this is an automatic 20 touchdowns.
Kendall Gelante: ohhh snapp those guys r soo hot!!! i dont get how they can have such big dicks like tht!!???
random girl: ya ikr sams abbs r sooo hot!
kendall galante: yepp he gave me permition 2 feel them and b fwb ;)
devin and sam are the man
random girl: ya ikr sams abbs r sooo hot!
kendall galante: yepp he gave me permition 2 feel them and b fwb ;)
devin and sam are the man
by mute spittah spits hard December 25, 2012
Get the devin and sammug.