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swine noob

1. a male noob who plays WoW and thinks he's "leet"

2. a noob pig

3. a Greek guy that goes by the name of Johnny O.

4. a pig who does not listen to anyone complain and would put his cellphone under the pillow so he can't hear you say anything

5. also goes by the name Chromate (or Negative Nancy, but he'd never admit that one)

6. an oinky
Wow, that guy is such a swine noob.
by Pigstine April 30, 2009
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swinia

Pigs a.k.a. police in Polska, pronounced Shveenn-ya
The swinia are rolling down 5th to do some skull knocking
by DhakaBrahka October 22, 2010
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The SwingLine

When doing a chick from behind, or "doggie-style", reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, "donkey punch style" and conclude by showing her your "O face", as in OFFICE SPACE.(This maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)
"I did the swingline on your mom last night. It took almost an hour to remove all the staples"
by Milton (squirelly looking guy) November 10, 2006
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Suicide Swing

the art of barely getting away with engaging in consensual sex acts with two different women in the same day or more.
"Yeah, I defintely pulled off a suicide swing yesterday...After a day of festivities with this one chick, I made it to my party that evening, and scored with another. Man, I barely am alive after that one."
by Johnnie Hezbolah April 30, 2010
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Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009
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caught the Swine Flu

I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.
by TCII September 10, 2009
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Swine-eater

It's a guy, who eats a swine, without his radio! Can you believe it?

slipper-cat
aaah! A swine-eater!
by Fullviti December 30, 2005
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